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  • tastefullyoffensive:

    My favorite unit of measurement
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  • Phil, this wasn’t fucking amateur hour. PEOPLE DIED BECAUSE OF YOUR LACK OF SUPERVISION. THERE WERE RAPTORS ALL UP IN THE KITCHEN PHIL. IN THE GOD DAMN KITCHEN.

    YOU HAD ONE JOB PHIL. ONE JOB.

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  • jocelynebarchet:

    NERD ALERT!! hahahaa

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    • facebook: someone added a photo of you
    • me: fuck
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  • Love them so much

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